Me gusta punk rock

• I really dislike the phrase, “it’s five o’clock somewhere” but I’m not against drinking in the morning or afternoons.


• I can run three miles on a full stomach.


• I think the button-fly is the worst invention anyone’s ever come up with.


• I don’t watch anything on television anymore unless it’s in HD or on comedy central.


• I think jealousy is retarded, in almost every situation.


• I’m reluctant to learn how to drive stick shift even though I’d like to. The only time I ever tried we had to do a Chinese fire-drill.


• If I could do college all over again I wouldn’t ever go to classes that didn’t take attendance.


• I’m overly protective of what goes on my iPod even though it has eighty gigs of space.


• I think it’s funny how girls use Facebook as an unnecessary middle-man when figuring out when they are going to call each other.


• I use the Lord’s name in vain like it’s my job, and have since I was six.


• I want a smart phone just so I can text faster and check my e-mail in the car.


• I feel like I can speak Spanish fluently whenever I watch Telemundo.


• I feel like I’m less careful in everyday situations now that I have good health insurance.


• I always revert to a childlike state of mind whenever I’m at home for more than six hours.


• I’m usually the one breaking up the fight, but if I ever had to, I could smoke a fool.


• The only time I ever tried smoking a cigarette, I wanted another one right after and thought I was addicted.


• I think everything our dog does is hilarious or adorable, even when she threatens people to the point of them shitting themselves.


• When I think of where I’ll be in ten years, I draw a complete blank.